Occasionally I come across an article on the Internet that just makes me sit up and pay attention. An article I call a gold mine. It doesn't have much written text in it but instead has a picture that can literally speak a thousand or more words. Unfortunately I had misplaced this article months ago on my computer and only just found it again a few hours ago, so I am posting it straight away in it's entirety.
Anyway, here's the article....
One of Chicago’s largest employers has secretly started to hire aliens to replace its human workers. Wicked Scholar editor Eric Wolf was on a tour of the company’s manufacturing facility when he practically walked into one of the aliens as it came out of a bathroom. “I was so scared I almost swallowed my own vomit,” reports Wolf. “Fortunately, I had my camera in hand and was able to snap off one photo before I fainted. I came quite close to dying there on the floor of the factory but then I got better.”
The Wicked Scholars would love to reveal the name of the company using the alien work force but we are afraid to because they might sue us. Later in the tour, Wolf ran into the alien again and this time attempted to engage the alien in conversation using the Klingon he had learned while watching Star Trek. With a look of surprise that could easily have been mistaken for the type of look we usually reserve for particularly disgusting drunk people with open sores all over their faces and vomit running down the front of their urine stained pants, the alien listened to Wolf’s attempts to speak Klingon to it. After several moments the alien began to speak perfect English. Apparently, the alien, who Wolf later discovered had assumed the earth name Kevin, had learned to speak English by watching old George Carlin videos.
Without understanding what he was saying, the alien unleashed a torrent of obscenities and profanity. A less open minded and intelligent person than Wolf might have gotten the wrong impression and taken offense to the torrent with potentially devastating repercussions for intergalactic relations. When Wolf attempted to sing “Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft” to the alien, he was attacked with a very large wrench. Wolf’s bodyguard Guiseppi stepped in and, wrestling the alien to the ground, once again saved Wolf’s life.
While the alien was being treated in the first aid room for knife wounds, Wolf attempted to speak to one of the company’s hundreds of managers. Unfortunately, they had all locked themselves in their offices. The police arrived and arrested Wolf and Guiseppi before they could get the answers our readers demand. Once the restraining order has expired, we will return to "the company" and have a little conversation with “Kevin.” Read The Wicked Scholar for an update.
One of the scary aliens found working in Chicago!
Source: http://wickedscholar.0catch.com/Major%20U_S%20Company%20replacing%20human%20workforce%20with%20aliens.htm
This website above doesn't have a good WOT rating!
NOTES ABOUT THIS EXTRATERRESTRIAL:
It is worth noting that I don't think the photo of Kevin is a fake. Its just too freaky an image to be anything but real. Maybe the head markings could be faked but I doubt the neck could be. Its just too realistic! If you look closely in the background there is a second extraterrestrial with the same head markings, and the head markings of the second alien appears to be glowing in the dark, or something similar to glowing. This might explain the surreal look of the markings on Kevin's head when light touches it (not hiding in the shadows). The second alien's person is in the shadows and has its back turned to the camera so no real detail can be made out of that individual. At first I didn't notice the second extraterrestrial until I focused in on the odd shaped lighter colour in the background. Look at Kevin's ears! The outer shape is near identical to a human's but the rest is not. And Kevin's ears are much lower and more toward the back of his head than a human's. His eyes are wider than a human's and you can see a lot more white of the eyeballs. Just looking at this picture of Kevin scares me a bit because I can tell he is not human. He is nothing demonic I have ever encountered or heard about.
In all the months I have been researching extraterrestrials I am dumbfounded by this particular species, with this photo of the one called Kevin. I have managed to collect a list of just over 200 different species of extraterrestrials, and the list keeps getting bigger, but until I came across the above article I never knew of this strange looking species. Kevin reminds me of a sort of host body for another extraterrestrial species, or worse, an entirely new, but violent species, that does not spend a great deal of time on the surface of a planet. His head reminds me of an exoskeleton but how could that be an exoskeleton as it does not carry on down his body. The photo of Kevin is confusing and scary at the same time, worse than anything any human could conjure up.
I cannot even think where Kevin and his kind could come from, let alone whether this image of him is their true form or not. But one thing is certain, they are not to be messed with because they sound dangerous from what Eric Wolf, editor of Wicked Scholar, said.
But despite that one fact it disturbs me to think extraterrestrials are actually being employed in companies with the companies' approval and intention of hiring them in the first place. Are humans not willing to do the job or is this just a way of making things harder for humans to actually get jobs? By employing extraterrestrials as workers does this mean that humans are slowly but steadily being pushed out of the workforce, if the trend continues to other sectors of the workforce? Would that result in people starving to death because no work can be found and without money the humans are incapable of relocating elsewhere where there is work? It makes me wonder why these things happen - but mostly in the northern hemisphere? What's so special about that half of the planet?
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